Klaine Skit全部場次的影片 http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=1107294591 Klaine Skit in New York
New York (6-18-11 3p):
“So, Blaine. I am so excited to be in New York!!! Hey Blaine, do you know who’s from New York?”
“Who’s from New York?”
“Everyone. I don’t know if you’ve read the news lately but a certain law was just passed.”
“What law is that?”
“So I thought it would be the perfect place to propose. Blaine Warbler. You complete me. You are the Grace Coddington to my Anna Wintour. You are the midwestern tourist in my Statue of Liberty. So, Blaine, will you join Glee Club?”
K: Well, Blaine, today I went shopping and I picked us up a few little things.
B: Oh that's so nice of you. (muddled, but I think- "You didn't have to do that.")
K: I have a present for you, but you have to close your eyes.
K: Close 'em.
B: I'm closing them, I'm closing them.
K: (to audience) You too! Close your eyes.
B: Everybody close your eyes.
K: Don't look!
K: Dont' look, until I say 'Open them.'
B: (muddled, but I think) Kurt, we've been through this.
K: Okay, okay. This isn't the first time we've played dress up. Okay, hold on.
K: (Takes out hat, stands in front of Blaine to put the hat on him)
B: Can I look? Can I look? Is it everything I've ever wanted it to be? Please? I think. It feels like it. It feels like everything...wait. Okay. Is it aaa...is it ahh, is it a puppy? (muddled...but "potentially on my head.")
K: OPEN THEM!
B: Oh my! Kurt, if I didn't know any better, I'd say we are the new royal couple.
K: Yes. We live in the United Kurtdom.
B: Wait. Can I not talk now? (because of the hat) Do I just stay still?
K: Picture op! Picture op! (they pose) So, Blaine!
B: I can't help but feel like you have an agenda here. What's going on?
K: Well, since we're in London, and we're dressed up, I thought it would be the perfect place for me to propose.
B: Kurt, uh, what exactly are you proposing?
K: Blaine Warbler.
K: You've always been my protector. So I would like to know if you...will...JOIN GLEE CLUB!
B: Umm. (to audience) I don't know, what do you guys think, should I join glee club? (audience is literally shitting themselves). Oh, Kurt, I thought you would never ask. I've always wante to do something that the Warblers never ever let me do.
K: Wear another blazer
B: You love the blazer. (then something I can't understand and IT'S KILLING ME!) I've always wanted to do one of those big 80s power house rock songs. Just to bring the whole house down. What do you guys think? (to kurt) Please?
K: Yeah, no honey, no no no. Stick to Katy Perry and Pink. We'll leave the rest to Finn.
Kurt: So Blaine, since it’s our last night in London
Blaine: I know… so sad.
Kurt: I would like to dedicate this performance to Will and Kate.
Blaine: It’s really sweet.
Kurt: I know and someone out there said that you and I are the American Will and Kate.
Blaine: Do you know which one is Kate?
Kurt: Oh come on. I am Middleton. But there is one thing Will and Kate have that we do not and it’s not a crown ’cause I am Prom Queen. The one thing that they have that we do not… Commemorative Plates! (throws plates to the audience). ROYALS, ROYALS, ROYALS!
Blaine: I guess we are official now. Haha. I thought we were official on facebook but now that we have those plates I guess we are ???
Kurt: Blaine, to make this moment even more magical there’s only one thing left to do… PROPOSE! Blaine Warbler, will you join Glee club?
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